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{Thursday, July 29, 2004}

 
So, it's 1 a.m. and I'm going to be a Good Wife and make tuna salad for my husband's lunch tomorrow. The eggs are boiled and I'm opening the tuna. By the second can, the cat is winding around my legs meowing like she's being killed, but she doesn't know why. The dog, the good one, is sitting and standing up and then sitting again, just in case I didn't know he was sitting. He's looking at the cat like, hey, stop being an asshole and sit, it will increase your odds kid.

Meanwhile, and I mean meanwhile, I have realized that we have NO mayo of Any Kind, no Miracle Whip, no nothin'. That my friends, is a KEY in tuna salad. Key. So, here I am, eating my dinner leftovers and trying to decide if I should Make My Own Mayo and finish this tuna salad or not. I've tried before you know. And failed. Miserably. [Note to all: Cal is now in counter investigating opened tuna cans.]

posted by Lisa 1:07 AM

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